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Penis Envy (Psilocybe cubensis) is a popular mushroom strain that has been a firm favourite with hardcore psychonauts for decades. It gets its unusual name from its unique shape. The Penis Envy mushroom has a long stem topped with a large cap, which is reminiscent of the shape of a penis.

They are also one of the largest species of magic mushrooms around. It is believed they were initially discovered in Cuba in the early 1900s and have since been grown intensively to achieve an even greater hallucinogenic effect.

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Buy Penis Envy Mushroom Online UK -Penis Envy is a little more penile in shape than other strains, thanks to a thicker stem and a smaller, more curved cap, but it is not noticeably more envious. While its discovery is often credited to Terrence McKenna, he only found and collected the wild progenitor; a cultivator named Stephen Pollock discovered the mutation that would become Penis Envy while working with the material provided by McKenna.buy penis envy mushroom online

Penis Envy is a very difficult strain to grow. It drops very few spores, those spores do not stay viable very long, and they take substantially longer to germinate than most P. cubensis spores do. Plus, the mycelium is unusually vulnerable to contamination. As a result, very few growers work with Penis Envy, making the variety rare and expensive to buy. Users pay the high prices because this strain is unusually potent.

Besides the potency, the Penis Envy trip is unusual for having a notably fast onset with wavy, rather than geometric, visuals and relatively little effect on the body—the experience feels “clean,” mental and emotional, rather than physical. It is propagated and used both in pure form and as one of the parents in a number of different popular hybrid strains.

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The Penis Envy can take a joke, seriously. With this strain, you’ll be filled with fifth-grade-level innuendoes for days to come. For the uncultured, this psilocybin-rich shroom’s physical form does in fact resemble the male genitalia.

The penis mushroom has all the same structures as the human male penis. You’ve got a thick shaft and a bulbous head. Unlike other strains of the Psilocybe genus, the bulbous head of the Penis Envy does not spread wide open even at maturity.

Effects of Consuming Penis Envy Mushrooms

The strong potency of Penis Envy provides many of the expected psychoactive effects of mushrooms including:

  • a light body high
  • intense euphoria
  • visual hallucinations
  • appreciation for surroundings
  • deep feelings of love
  • appreciation of art
  • philosophical wonder and introspection

Other common effects include intense visual distortions, color enhancements, and animation of everyday objects. Those who are about to take Penis Envy for the first time should expect deep shamanic experiences, accompanied by an overwhelming sense of being one with an entity.

Users can expect to feel the effects between 20-60 minutes after ingestion. This can vary depending on the dosage and amount of food in the stomach. The effects can be expected to last between 5-10 hours.

How does it work?

Two compounds are directly responsible for the high you get when taking Psilocybe cubensis shrooms: psilocybin and psilocin.

Psilocybin is the psilocin’s immediate precursor. Both are indole compounds and quite similar to serotonin — the neurotransmitter responsible for our feelings of happiness and well-being. As a matter of fact, the two compounds bind so well to serotonin receptors in the central nervous system that they induce effects similar to that of the neurotransmitter.

Psilocybin is converted into psilocin by a process known as dephosphorylation through various enzymes. This occurs in the digestive system, particularly within the liver and kidneys.

Psilocin is a short-lived substance, the effects lasting only about an hour. It’s actually the psychoactive compound that’s responsible for the shroom “trip”. A shroom strain with higher psilocin-to-psilocybin ratios (e.g., Penis Envy, Golden Teacher) tends to be more potent than a mushroom strain with more psilocybin.

How long before the “trip” happens and how long does it last?

Anecdotal evidence suggests that the trip lasts for about 4 hours for an average dose. Your mileage, of course, may vary. This also depends on how much you’re dosing.what does penis envy mean

Given the incredible potency of the Penis Envy, what you experience with it does not apply to other strains. For example, it will generally take more time before you begin feeling the psychoactive effects of a less potent mushroom.

Another difference is that for the Penis Envy, the effects tend to dissipate much quicker. This is due to its high psilocin-to-psilocybin ratio. The psychoactive component is more readily consumed by the body.

Penis Envy Effects

Given that the Penis Envy is super potent, some people may experience adverse side effects that include:

  • feeling sick or nauseous
  • headaches and body aches
  • experiencing rapid heart rate
  • having feelings of tensions

In the case of a bad trip, these negative effects are even compounded. It is also accompanied by disturbing hallucinations, intense feelings of anxiety and helplessness, panic attacks, and paranoia.

Magic shrooms affect the brain’s ability to process sensory information. It’s not advised to take a higher dosage when you’re about to perform an activity that requires full attention, like driving or operating heavy machinery.

It’s also best to avoid using psilocybin on its own without having a “trip sitter” or responsible person with you. It’s not safe to use the drug by yourself as it can make your brain less aware of what is going on around you.

Benefits of Penis Envy Shrooms

Magic mushrooms like Psilocybe cubensis are often lumped together with other psychedelic drugs like LSD and MDMA, but they have a few unique benefits that make them different.

The primary benefit of magic mushroom is that it has been shown to treat depression while having only mild side effects compared to traditional medication for depression. It also shows promise in treating anxiety and addiction issues as well as PTSD.

Magic mushrooms may be able to help with mental conditions such as depression, PTSD, and the like by renewing a sense of hope.

Studies on psilocybin show there’s a link between the drug and relief from symptoms of anxiety and depression. And we know some psychiatrists prescribe psilocybin for some patients who don’t improve after trying more conventional treatments.

In small doses, magic mushrooms can produce a mild euphoria or have an energizing effect that lasts about three to four hours. In larger doses (more than two grams), hallucinations and more intense distortions in perception may occur as well as a distortion of time and a feeling that one’s sense of self is altered.

People often report having deeply spiritual experiences while ‘tripping’ on magic mushrooms, which may explain why some people say they can help treat depression. These experiences have been linked to the drug helping individuals feel more open, creative, and curious about the world around them in the long term.

Penis Envy Dose/How much penis envy to take

Microdose (0.2 – 0.5g dried mushroom)
With this very low dosage, you’ll be microdosing. No visuals, no visible changes, no loss of control. This is ideal if you’re interested in a subtle energy and creativity boost, given by an organic product.

Light dose (0.5 – 1.0g dried mushroom)
Want to feel a little more than a subtle boost? With a mid-low dosage you’ll gently float on the clouds. Great for a party, friday night hang-out with friends and creative processes.

Common dose (1.0 – 2.0g dried mushroom)
You’re ready to open yourself up to a psychedelic experience. But! You want to be careful. Beginner’s paradise might the right place for you. Expect a body high, deep conversations, laughing mood and good vibes. Make sure you’re in the right environment, with the right people and you’ll have a friendly introduction to psychedelics.

Strong dose (2.5 – 5g dried mushroom)
This is it! The classic psychedelic trip you’ve been hearing about. Sometimes it feels like a whirlwind. Other times, you will have a lot more control during your trip. During a psychedelic trip you will feel, think, and perceive new things. Whatever insights you might have encountered on your psilocybin mushroom trip, keep them in mind and take them with you.penis envy mushroom dosage

Heavy dose (5.0g or more)
Some people are experienced in the magical world of psychedelics. They’ve reached a level where the classic trip is familiar. They might want to experiment with an higher dosage. There are stories about ego-death, connecting with the universe and experiencing a very intense high. Whatever you do, don’t use a high dosage to escape. Use it as an addition to your life. Talk with experienced psychonauts and make sure you’re in a good mental space when you decide to fly with the stars.

How to Consume Penis Envy

When it comes to eating (or drinking) Penis Envy, you’re only limited by your personal preferences and the kind of experience you seek. Some like to eat the shrooms raw (we don’t recommend this). Others like to have it with tea or coffee to mask the flavors. Nevertheless, you should enjoy these psychedelic shrooms the way you want them to.

Eat the shrooms raw

The perfect way for the essentialist and traditionalist. You can never go wrong with chewing and eating magic mushrooms as they are. It’s not the tastiest way to do so, but it sure is a foolproof way that requires no other equipment.

To get the most out of the raw experience, you’ll want to chew them well. The saliva in your mouth contains enzymes that can help release the psychoactive compounds present in those dried shrooms.

You should begin to feel the psychedelic effects within 45 minutes or so. Again, the onset is variable and depends on a variety of factors —the most important one being prior food consumption.

We don’t recommend that you eat a full meal before consuming the shrooms. However, you shouldn’t take these shrooms on an empty stomach as well. Doing so will only amplify the effects to an extent where they can be overwhelming.

Make shroom edibles

With a little culinary know-how, you can turn foul-tasting shrooms into delicious confectionaries. You can also opt to buy a pre-made one, but they’re still pretty hard to come by.

Popular edibles include psilocybin-infused chocolate brownies and mushroom jerky. If you plan to experiment with a recipe, you gotta take into account the heat level. Remember, psilocybin can break down at high temperatures. An easy reminder: go low and slow.

Make shroom capsules

Capsules are the preferred method for those who plan to micro dose instead. For starters, a microdose involves you taking 0.2g to 0.5g on alternating days.

But why do it in the first place? Microdosing enthusiasts claim that it helps with clarity and energy without having to experience the full range of Penis Envy’s hallucinogenic effects.

Because the micro dose is low on body load, it’s suitable for intake even during the daytime when you’re most probably heading to work. In fact, people use it in this way to be more focused and productive in their everyday life.

Making your own capsules is relatively easy, but you do need some equipment. You’ll need a capsule machine, empty capsules cases, and a coffee grinder. Simply grind your shrooms and enclose them within the capsule.

We recommend that a capsule contain no more than 0.5g. Any more than this value can lead to more “fun” than you had initially intended when you made those pills.

Drink it with tea

Shroom with tea? It does sound like a crazy idea, but it’s actually one of the most popular delivery methods for shrooms.

Why is it so popular? By brewing your mushroom with tea leaves, you’re essentially masking the somewhat earthy (and likely unpleasant) taste of the shrooms themselves. Steeping the shrooms in hot water also takes away some of that taste.

Brewing your own shroom tea is really easy to do! Just follow these simple steps for the perfect cuppa:

  1. Boil your desired amount of water in a pan
  2. Chop up your shrooms into small pieces, making sure you still keep to the dosage guidelines. You may also use a coffee grinder for this step.
  3. Steep your tea leaves in the hot, together with your shrooms for about 3 minutes
  4. Simmer but do not boil for about 10-15 minutes
  5. Takes off the heat, cool, and enjoy your drink

Try a Lemon Tek

A lemon tek is like a shroom shot. It’s believed that high acidity accelerates the breakdown of psilocybin into psilocin, eventually leading to more intense trips. And what better acid to catalyze this reaction than lemon juice?

If you’re looking for a tastier, zestier, and more potent trip, then the Lemon Tek is for you. Though it’s tasty, we don’t recommend this delivery method for the regular user as it can be a little overwhelming.

Follow our recipe to make the perfect Lemon Tek:

  1. With a coffee grinder, grind your dried mushrooms until you get a fine powder. Alternatively, you can opt to you chop your shrooms very finely (won’t yield the same increase in potency). Set aside.
  2. Squeeze the juice of 1-2 lemons. Set aside.
  3. Pour the lemon juice into the pulverized or chopped shrooms. You should have enough juice to submerge the solid contents.
  4. Let sit for about 20 minutes, stirring occasionally to prevent clumping.
  5. Pour the drink into a shot glass.
  6. Take the shot!
  7. You can opt to empty out the content with just a swirl of water around the glass. Drink the diluted mixture too.

How to prepare for your first Penis Envy dosage?

Once you’ve calculated the proper dose, it’s time to take it. To get the best psychedelic experience, you’ll want to make a few preparations beforehand. No one wants to experience a bad trip, so these steps are a must before and during the trip itself.

Setting up to the mood

Unlike other drugs, the effect of magic mushrooms is largely dependent on your surroundings. The setting is so important that it’s usually what dictates whether you’ll experience a good trip or a bad one for the night.

Setting up the mood for your magic mushroom trip is of utmost importance. It’s always best to start with a positive, safe, and peaceful environment where you are free from distractions or disturbances.

It also helps to be in a place that inspires creative and spiritual thinking. Being in nature is one of the most common choices for people who want to take shrooms while away from home!

While many people prefer to trip at home, it’s also possible for you to take psilocybin mushrooms in the comfort of your room. However, this is not recommended if you are taking magic shrooms by yourself as they could pose some risks without proper supervision!

Stay hydrated

Vision quests are great, but they can make you feel extremely famished and dehydrated. During a shroom trip, it’s of utmost importance that you drink enough water to keep you hydrated.

Bring a “trip sitter” with you

It’s important to make plans for other people who will help you during your mushroom trip should you need it. The “trip sitter” can be friends you know well and trust with responsibility or a stranger who has been instructed on what to do if something goes wrong. Either way, it’s also best to have someone at bay when taking shrooms so that you’ll have company to reassure you when the trip gets a little too intense.

 

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